Infinity and Beyond.: Archive

Literally everyday when I get ready for work I...

And every single song, I pretend like I’m in a music video for that song and sing it/scream it into my mirror. I am so lame. kaybye.

Dec 31st

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reblog if you won't be kissing anyone at midnight....

Dec 31st

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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357

Dec 31st

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Cat: Meaaow
Me: Meaaaaowwww
Cat: Meoww
Me: MEEAAAOOWWW
Cat: Meow?
Me: MEEEEEEEEEAAA OOOWWWWWWW
Cat: 
Me: 
Cat: 
Me: Meow?
Cat: MEAAAAAOWWWWWW

Dec 30th

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Tough Love post #1

I’m getting really sick of seeing posts where someone says one thing and then some girl says “a guy should love a girl no matter what they look like.” First off this is so ridiculous. If you’re out in public and see a random hot guy and you look like shit, he probably isn’t going to like you. you can’t expect him to like you though, because you’ve never...

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?

Dec 30th

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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
 five minutes later 
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet

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Meeting my favorite band member

Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

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Dec 29th

20 Years From Now:

Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?

Me: Honey, that was before we got married.

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Dec 27th

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Reasons why I hate people.

-they’re annoying -they’re annoying -they don’t shut up -they piss me off -they’re annoying -they like you -they’re really annoying…..

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I need you to tell me you don't love me.

December 26th, 2011 - 12:04 AM I need you to tell me you don’t love me. Tell me I am nothing to you anymore. That you don’t think about me every minute of every day. That I rarely cross your mind. That you don’t remember how it felt when we kissed. That everything we had will never be there again. That you’re not into me. You need to tell me that you’ve moved on. When you hear my name you...

Dec 27th